my name is rachel
jk my name is actually beyonce and i'm just a teenage girl who knows how to hit reblog. mY URL IS TIDAL IN ITALIAN

i hate everything
mainly bc life sucks and everything comes to a end eventually, but also bc evan peters is real
i'm literally such a dumb
all i do is eat pizza rolls and blog, idek how to do anything else tbh. i have like 0 friends and thats probably bc i push ppl away and don't wanna spend time with anyone, lol. irdc tho i just wanna have a tumblr

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough

(via armadillo)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via fake-mermaid)

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

(via falioutboy)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via falioutboy)

artslay:

ordering pizza like

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Tuesday / 713,144 notes / reblog

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via telapathetic)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via oknope)

Anonymous: Michael is ugly lmaoooo Camila knows better than to associate with the lesser

myfifthharmony:

i’m gonna to fucking kick you michael is the sweetest guy ok? ugh 

Monday / 159,822 notes / reblog

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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